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Old 07-20-2013, 09:29 PM  
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I have had a stupendous month. It has probably been one of the best months of my life, if not the best month.

I was going to go out and celebrate, but it started raining cats and dogs.

So I'm in tonight. Drinking, as we speak, a Leinenkugel's Summer Shandy, which I don't really like, but a neighbor I just met and socialized with gave it to me as a gift, so I feel like I'm obligated.

But I'm behind the bar.

Pull up a stool. Since this is the internet, and also not real, we've got a limitless drink selection and everything's free.

This is the people's thread. Shit all over it, or just **** around. I'm here all night.

Some random thoughts that have been rattling around in my brain recently, and potential conversation starters:
  • I was going to do something masturbatory (er, even more masturbatory, I suppose) and start a ChiefsPlanet Poster of the Week thread, and nominate Simply Red, since he has been flooding my inbox with all kinds of cool-as-shit techno from twenty years ago, and also is a really unique weirdo that gives this forum an extra twinge of flavor. He's like ChiefsPlanet's sarsaparilla.
  • Because of all the George Zimmerman stuff the past couple weeks, I've been thinking a lot about race and, more broadly, culture. I don't know where some closed-minded people get the idea that we should totally be blind to different races, ethnicities, sexual orientations, and whatever. I like having friends of different races, at times I seem to prefer it over having white friends simply because I love hearing about other cultures and lifestyles.

    Among my inner circle of friends, one (probably my best friend) is a gay dude, and another is a hardcore libertarian -- and I think I prefer talking to them because of our differences more than I do people who have the same experiences and opinions as me. I think a post-racial world, if such a thing exists, is a world where differences are not ignored for the greater good, it's that they are openly acknowledged and celebrated, which creates its own greater good.
  • Is it okay for grown men to have best friends? I don't think so. I don't know what it is, but I always hesitate to call one or two of my closest friends "best friends." Even though that's technically what we are... Vote in this thread.
  • I am also pissed off at all my inner circle friends, save a couple, for moving out of Springfield and into awesome towns like Honolulu, Portland, Austin, and Chicago, among others. It takes a lot of work to make a really good friend, and them moving out means I have to make another or something. And that's a royal pain in the ass.
  • I had two firsts back in June: I had my first brandy, and my first cognac. Cognacs taste like death; my god, it tastes like grain alcohol on steroids, it is so ****ing strong. Brandy tastes like pancake syrup. Too sweet for my tastes.
Other thoughts will develop as the thread prattles on, or falls swiftly to the second page.

Pull up a stool, order a beer, or whatever. And we'll get luv to dance on the bar or something.
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Old 07-20-2013, 10:14 PM   #61
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Old 07-20-2013, 10:15 PM   #62
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Yeah, I understand well how that type of shit happens.

Hope he's feeling a hell of a lot better soon. No fun seeing the little ones in any type of pain, let alone something serious like that.
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Old 07-20-2013, 10:15 PM   #63
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I have no idea if there is any truth to this, but my buddy told me just today that if you run cheap vodka through a brita filter a few times, it makes the quality much better. I wouldn't recommend using that filter for water afterwards though.
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Old 07-20-2013, 10:15 PM   #64
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Old 07-20-2013, 10:16 PM   #65
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I'm glad this thread exists, otherwise its "Vampire Weekend" on SNL... kinda makes for an easy choice.
Amen, brother.

Although, to be fair, Vampire Weekend is a stupendous band.
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Old 07-20-2013, 10:20 PM   #66
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Old 07-20-2013, 10:20 PM   #67
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Damn, Iwoanian. That's tough stuff. Sounds like your boy is a fighter though. Glad he's hanging in there.
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Old 07-20-2013, 10:21 PM   #68
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Old 07-20-2013, 10:21 PM   #69
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Old 07-20-2013, 10:23 PM   #70
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Amen, brother.

Although, to be fair, Vampire Weekend is a stupendous band.
Says the guy at the imaginary bar

Vampire Weekend? those guys are *ags...
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Best of luck to you and your fantasy team/s this year, Ireckshun.
My favorite sleeper of the year: Andre Brown.

Yes, bitches. Yes.
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