know how i know the world is gettin smaller?

[MOhillbilly]

Ive been going to the same fishing hole for almost 20 years. Its a nice hole of water, big bass,big crawdads and clean. Its hinda off the beaten path and if you arent a river rat chances are youd never find it.
So the kids,woman and i skin out early sat. get down to the river not a soul to be seen.
It was great till about 1pm then people started to show up, fat hippies,long hairs, wiggers, an epic conflagration of inhumanity poured in.
A one armed woman even.
Now i havent told more than 5 people where this place is since i found it....hope they dont know about the better hole on down...FTW.