What's the creepiest thing your young child has said to you?

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Frosty

What's creepier is when your cat or dog will stare intently at the corner of the room, even though nothing is there.

I had a cat long ago who I swear did that as a joke. She would sit and stare upward very intently until I turned and looked, and then she would kind of grin and saunter away.