Who should be CP's 2013 King of the N00bs? Time to vote.

[BigRedChief]

The Academy will close this poll and declare a "The King of the n00bs" winner at 2:00 pm on Saturday central time.

The Academy is proud to sponsor this years edition of the crowning of the 2013 King of the N00bs!

This is a public poll. Everyone is eligible to vote.

• All public bribes are allowed and encouraged. you may pool funds and bribes to entice voters. There is no bribery limit. Nothing is out of bounds to be used as a bribe as long as it doesn't violate the Chiefs Planet TOS.
• I will keep track of the bribes for each candidate in the OP.
• Please post all NSFW or possible NSFW pics as links or with spoiler tags.
• Any candidate or their supporters promising a bribe and not delivering the as promised will be disqualified for the crown.
• if anyone tries to create new accounts and or mults to rig the vote, that candidate will be disqualified and the posters subject to possible banning of their "real" account. Just don't go there. It's to easy for the admins to catch you.
• You may trash a fellow candidate but please keep it to the level of "breaking balls" among friends. Don't get nasty. This is all for fun and hijinks.

The Academy doesn't try to define what is a "great" or worthy N00b. It's your choice.

2012 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=267334

2012 King of the N00bs nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=267299

2011 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253985

2011 Nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253839

2010 King of the n00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239639

2010 King of the n00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239222

2009 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219232

2009 King of n00bs discussion
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year

2008 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2008 King of the N00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2007 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=177152

The 2007 n00b discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=4471780#post4471780

The 2006 King of the N00bs poll:
http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=156488

Previous honorees:

2012 King of the n00bs: Sorter
2011 King of the n00bs: BoneKrusher
2010 King of the n00bs: Shogun
2009 King of the n00bs: Bosschief
2008 No one was deemed worthy
2007 King of the n00bs: Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the n00bs: Bill Parcells, D2112, Griswald etc.
2005 King of the n00bs: Fax


Current and known bribes:

Aussiechiefsfan:
From Mr. Flopnuts (Aussiechiefsfan campaign manager)

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Also I think it's fair to point out that mod favors WILL indeed be handed out to voters of AussieChiefsFan. They will be disclosed later. In the meantime, make sure you send a PM to the mod of the people after you've casted your vote for AussieChiefsFan to make sure you're on the list! Verification will be performed.

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

I'm suspending cash for votes currently. May bring it back, but for now I'm putting it on the shelf.

theelusiveeightrop:

Originally Posted by lewdog

For voting reward for theelusiveeightrop, contact lewdog post vote with a Private Message

Originally Posted by Shogun

Will disperse Casino cash out until I am out if you vote for theelusiveeightrop.

Originally Posted by BigRedChief

I'll commit $2 Million in bribes to theelusiveeightrop campaign. No offense AussieChiefsfan. You are worthy.

Originally Posted by Dartgod

It may be too late for this, but if thelusiveeightrop (what the **** does that even mean?) wins this, I will donate all of my casino cash to be distributed evenly amongst those that vote for him. I'm not even sure how much I have. 2 or 3 hundred million? I can't see it from my phone.

But he must win or no deal.
Posted via Mobile Device

Edit - shit, $376 million!