Ladies and Gentleman, we have a hilarious mission: get Jeff Allen into the Pro Bowl.

[Direckshun]

Few things have been more infuriating this year than Jeff ****ing Allen getting his shit pushed in at LG.

But, as it has been revealed in another thread, he somehow leads the AFC in Pro Bowl votes for a guard.

Folks, this has to happen.

It is time for ChiefsPlanet to troll the NFL.

It is time we get arguably our worst starter on either side of the ball into the Pro Bowl.

Here is where you go to vote:

http://www.nfl.com/probowl/ballot

1. Just vote for the one position if you want. No need to vote every position if you're looking to speed up the process.
2. Click on Guards, select Jeff Allen. He'll be at the top.
3. Then you scroll to the bottom, and click on "submit ballot."
4. Then it will ask you if you want to vote again. You can vote as many times as you want. And it takes 5 seconds.

I bet if we all vote 5 times every day, Jeff Allen will be a Pro Bowler.

Sticky this ****ing thread.

I seriously don't care what you do today or who you are. I don't care about if you're a good father, a serial rapist, or petezg23.

If we get Jeff Allen into the Pro Bowl somehow, you are officially one of the coolest fans the NFL has. That may not get you a free sub at Subway, but maybe your lover will spend a little more time downtown next time you two are going to Pleasuretown out of respect.

Let's.

****ing.

Do this.