Mahomes robbed at gunpoint

[Willie Lanier]

Originally Posted by RealSNR

This is an understatement, but what percentage of common criminals are as smart as the ones you see in the movies? Like... .0034 percent? Every instance of theft I've encountered in my personal life through people I knew was committed by morons who were caught within like, 2 hours of performing the robbery. This genious (CP spelling) here decided to drive up with his own registered vehicle without even removing his goddamn license plates.

He guy may as well have said, "Stick'em up. I want all your wallets and purses in this bag. And remember the name Michael Blake Pinkerton! I'll always be lurking, waiting to rob your family again! Remember that name well! That's Michael, spelled the normal way, ending in "a-e-l," and Pinkteron ends in "t-o-n." Feel free to grab a notepad from your glove compartment and write that down. Here's a pen. It's got my father's car dealership on there--- Pinkerton Ford and Honda--- yep, that's the address and the phone number. Oh, and just in case you're gonna try to hunt me down, I'd like to see you try, because I'll just kick your asses and rob you again. Come and ****ing get me, I'm not scared of you. I live at 3422 Buttplug Street in Amarillo. Yeah, out of town. You know that Burger King on 45th close to the mall? Yeah, those townhomes behind there. 6th one from the corner. If you get to the one with red oak siding, you've gone too far."

Babyfart Mceezakz comes to mind