Dolphins WR Tyreek Hill under investigation for alleged assault at Miami marina, per

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by TwistedChief

Can we also just discuss how ridiculous these text messages were? I know Brooke Pryor's context was totally obnoxious and she sucks, but there's no way these weren't scripted.

Tyreek: "Crystal you know I didn't cause any bruising or harm to [our son]. But for some reason I still may be charged."

Espinal: "I know you didn't. I did. I hurt [our son]. I'm the one that did it. I was hurt and mad at you so I blamed you for everything."

Originally Posted by ThaVirus

It’s like some clunky exposition in a shitty movie.

“Hey, sis. I haven’t seen you in so long. Not since dad died in that terrible smelting accident.”

“Yeah, what’s it been? 3 years? He wasn’t the best dad, what with his drinking problem, but I still miss him”

The guy's testimony during the lawsuit will quote something like this:

The guy said, "Do you know who I am? I am Tyreek Hill, wide receiver for the Miami Dolphins, though you may remember me from my six straight pro bowl berths with the Kansas City Chiefs."

I said, "I don't care. You are still not allowed to be aboard this ship."

He said, "Then I will strike you in the face."