Sexbots!

[Bearcat]

Originally Posted by TinyEvel

Is this something that happened to you in real life?

I took her to dinner at The Majestic Steakhouse, but her GPS was off just a bit and she thought we were at Jimmy Johns... she relentlessly mocked me for spending $150 and 2 hours on shitty subs, when reviews said people typically spend under $20 and less than 30 minutes at the establishment.

I told her that I'd withhold sex if she didn't stop, to which she told me where to shove my footlong, then proceeded to walk outside and into traffic on Broadway and got destroyed by a city bus.

Can't say that was the best $4k I ever spent, tbh.