Help, deaf neighbors getting their freak on.

[R&GHomer]

Originally Posted by mizzou5

I can imagine that very easily. Unfortunately, I have found that for some reason I'm a magnet for girls that played softball. Damn the luck. Why couldn't I get the gymnasts instead of the softball chicks?

Man I feel like Al Bundy, but I dated a gymnast in high school. Good Gawd she was a hoty! Could stand on one leg and raise the other parallel to her body. Yea, I got some, but it didn’t take her long to see me for the Dog I was, and dumped me like a hot sack of chit. It’s ok though, I ran into her a couple years back and she ended up fatter than her mom. So I guess; alls well that ends well.