Male or Female?

**luv** · 07-19-2005, 02:46 AM

If you're like most people, common everyday items look inert to
you. But what you may not know is that many of them have a gender. For example....

Ziploc Bags =
Male, because they hold everything in but you can see right through them.

Copier =
Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

Tire =
Male, because it goes bald and often it's over inflated.

Hot Air Balloon =
Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it. And, of course, there's the hot air part.

Sponges =
Female, because they're soft and squeezable and retain water.

Web Page =
Female, because it's always getting hit on.

Subway =
Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

Hourglass =
Female, because over time the weight shifts to the bottom.

Hammer =
Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

Remote Control =
Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider: it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

07-19-2005, 02:46 AM	Topic Starter
luv You think you can get by this? Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $-1180000	Male or Female? If you're like most people, common everyday items look inert to you. But what you may not know is that many of them have a gender. For example.... Ziploc Bags = Male, because they hold everything in but you can see right through them. Copier = Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. Tire = Male, because it goes bald and often it's over inflated. Hot Air Balloon = Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it. And, of course, there's the hot air part. Sponges = Female, because they're soft and squeezable and retain water. Web Page = Female, because it's always getting hit on. Subway = Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. Hourglass = Female, because over time the weight shifts to the bottom. Hammer = Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around. Remote Control = Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider: it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
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