Best Dolt fan reactions to Norv's hiring

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Possibly the best reaction is that the message board on the official Chargers site has a petition against hiring Norv.

http://www.petitiononline.com/norv/petition.html

And a poll there has a 90% "no" vote in asking if people think the hire is a good idea. Feel free to add any good lines you see!

NOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOooooooooo!

God I feel I'm gonna be sick!!!!

Hiring Norv Turner only makes sense if A.J. Smith has a lot of money invested in Norv Turner effigies.

Oh god I feel sick. I need to gather myself here for a second......Im not liking this right now but I have no choice but to give it a chance(if all this is true). Im going to focus on the positives. Take Rivers for example, this should benefit him the most. I can see Rivers really taking it to another level with Norv running the show. Okay I was going to list some more positives but Im not feeling so good again....oh god!

I cant believe we could end up with Cotrell as DC. With all the bright young defensive minds around the NFL, including the ones that were interviewed for HC we could end up with Cotrell in charger of a young Charger defense with so much potential. What a waste.

I thought we were trying to IMPROVE the head coaching position..

I seriously might be ill. Norv Turner, looks like a nice guy. About as inspiring as soggy dog poop. Hello, what a tired, retreaded, been-there-done-that, abysmal failure of a HC as a choice. Unbelievable. If AJ is such a genius, how do you figure this? You have great guys like singletary, Rex Ryan, ron rivera (the last two coached, you know, OK defenses last year), and you wind up with Norv freakin turner? It's like being able to choose any car in the world you want and you pick a 1988 Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera with duct tape holding the door on.

Woopty doo. Troy Aikman had him give his HOF speech. Walter Payton's son gave his acceptance speech...should we give young twenty something year old Jarret Payton an interview on Monday too? I'll let Norv's 59-82 career record be the judge of him

Jerry Rice in his book described Norv as guy who couldn't control the players, and not a good authority figure.

It's a good thing I hadn't had breakfast yet when I heard this litle tidbit on ESPN Radio.

This is an absolutely HORRIBLE decision. I am seriously thinking about canceling my season tickets in protest. What a dumb dumb dumb move.

Norv Turner can kiss my left nut.

I think you guys should give Norv another chance. He is a GREAT coach.

Signed
Mike Shanahan
Head Coach
Denver Broncos

I agree with Mike! Give the guy a chance.

Signed
Herm Edwards
Head Coach
Kansas City Chiefs

Yes, biggest mistake I have ever made was firing Norv Turner. I give you my unqualified support of Norv.

Signed
Al Davis
Oakland Raiders