desribe Odysseus

[ChiTown]

Originally Posted by Silock

There was this dude named Odysseus, right? And he had a MAD crush on his mom, but he knew that couldn't be right, so he cut out his eyes van Gogh style. But then he ended up blind, so he called his cousin Homer to bring over his seeing eye dog Cerberus. Cerberus was wicked bad and he ate Hera's baby. This really ticked off Odysseus and he went on this journey to a place called The Iliad, but he and his boy Homer thought they threw really lame parties there because none of the Lilliputians wanted to get down naked-style. WTF is up with that? He didn't know, either. They got kicked out of the town by a bunch of Luddites and tied up with ropes and shit. That's when Paul Bunyan showed up and showed them fools What For with his ax and his ox, Blue.

Babe changed his name to Blue? WHY???