Your favorite puke story

[KCTitus]

Oh yeah...Ive always referred to this as the 'toothbrush story'...for reasons I'll get into later.

My buddy and me were the 'keg providers' for this party and we were going to an engagement party for one of my buddies work friends. Anyway, we got there, proceeded to drink the keg and then some. I dont really remember exactly how much I drank, but it hit me after a few hours that I was going to puke. I went to the only bathroom in this small apartment and dutifully waited in line.

When I got into the bathroom, I yakked like there was no tomorrow...I puked it up, but good. Problem was, I was making some time with a couple of girls at the party and there was no way I could go out there with 'puke breath'...so I spotted a toothbrush and proceeded to clean up by brushing my teeth with someones toothbrush.

So after brushing, I cleaned up the bathroom and headed back out to puke and rally, which I did.

After a couple more hours, I felt the need to relieve myself once again...so I waited in line, puked my guts out and then brushed up once again. I cleaned up the bathroom and then exited again to puke and rally.
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After that I dont remember too much, however, the next day, my buddy comes by and was talking about the crazy party..he mentions some sick fuck that used the girlfriends toothbrush during the party and it had all kinds of chunks and stuff in it...

I looked shocked and exclaimed...'Who would do such a thing?'



...I hope he doesnt read the board