Arizona lands Calipari's Mini-Me?

[Ultra Peanut]

Apparently, we never actually offered Floyd. Or Pearl. Or insert other rumors here. Ablrlrllbbbbbbbbbbbppppppptttttt.

Wait, did someone say Theus? YOU WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT?!

DETROIT - Xavier and C.J. Henry will spend Friday talking on the phone about their futures and could elect to remain at Memphis under a new coach.

That’s what their father, Carl Henry, said in a morning interview.

“We’re going to wait,” Carl said. “We’re just going to wait and see who Memphis hires.”

Asked if both brothers could remain at Memphis instead of going to Kansas or Kentucky, Carl said, “Yes, it’s a chance. I’ve been told [by sources at Memphis] either Reggie Theus or Avery Johnson [could be the new coach]. That’s what I hear.”

The big issue with AJ is that he's never had to deal with recruiting before, so the assistants had better be pretty amazing in that department. Theus would be more in the Calipari "Successful in college, ehh in the NBA, returns to college" mode, but **** me, I love that little guy.