Raised on Riots is the Most Spineless, Nutless, Bet Welching Coward on this Board

[kcfanXIII]

Originally Posted by Hootie

I also think people who take everything serious are stupid....

Funny story...

Me, Steve, Darren, Andy...we go to El Toro the other night...(mexican restaurant)...real cold...blizzard...frozen outside...

Steve usually leaves his car doors unlocked but locks them when we eat...we come out (freezing cold)...and his locks are frozen...can't get into his car...

We try...passenger lock...

Want to know what idea we used (that didn't work)?

I literally pee'd on the lock...while Steve tried to open the lock...

That pretty much sums up what kind of person I am, and what kind of people I hang out with!

(Really ****ing clever people!)

I eventually ordered a cup of coffee (don't drink coffee) and we got them open that way...much more accurate...

two things:
#1 i'm no attention whore, so i have no doubt you have no idea who i am, but i don't take EVERYTHING seriously, but there are some things that are off limits.

#2 if you pissed on my car, for any reason, i'm gonna rip your dick off. and you'd be walking in the snow.