The Fake Matt Cassel

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This deserves it's own thread. I hope the guy who started this account is as diligent in updating it as KingNeckBeard. Hilarious.

http://twitter.com/Casseld

Just landed, oh man do I miss my Parents. I miss them almost more than I miss my receivers.

Just went 11-5 in Black ops, Im the ****ing man. Now If only I can get my team to realize this.

@NotPhilbaroni HEY! Do you have any advice I can use on the Field to help my guys? I TOTALLY rock but they can't seem to pick up my swag.

@abland9 Hey, I got a $63 million dollar contract that says I can buy you.

14 touchdowns, 950 yards, 0 Interceptions, and thats just in practice. Cardinals are ****ED. DEAD MEN WALKING.

Just watched the Dolphins/Bears game on DVR. I must be seeing things because I swear I saw that dirty Skeleton ****er taking snaps. Weird.