Life Hypothetical: Plastic Surgery

**Rain Man** · 03-10-2011, 02:15 AM

You enter one of those contests where you guess a camel's weight for a prize, and you win. First prize is $8,000 worth of plastic surgery.

You are given two options.

Option A. You can use the plastic surgery on yourself and pick however you want to use it.

Option B. You can use it on your spouse, and you get to pick what work he/she has done. Your spouse will not know that you made the decision and will be told that he/she won that specific prize in some kind of grocery store drawing related to a recent nasal spray purchase, so you won't get in trouble based on what you pick.

And if you know what's good for you, you won't type in this thread what specific work you'd pick for your spouse.

If you're married, go to the poll. If you're not married, assume that you are married to your current significant other. If you don't currently have a significant other, assume you're married to the last significant other you had before you dumped their unworthy carcass. If you've never had a significant other, assume that you're married to the person that you last had a date with. If you've never had a date, assume that you're married to the person you last asked out and were rejected by. If you've never asked anyone out, assume you're married to the last person who told you to stop staring at their private parts. If you've never been caught looking at another person's private parts, assume you're married to the person who delivered your seeing-eye dog.

View Poll Results: The plastic surgery would go to...
Me	6	22.22%
My real or hypothetical spouse	16	59.26%
I would decline the prize and revel in my intuition about camel weights.	4	14.81%
Other. There is no 'other' option, but I want to pick it anyway.	1	3.70%
Voters: 27. You may not vote on this poll

03-10-2011, 02:15 AM	Topic Starter
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-482449 VARSITY	Hypothetical: Plastic Surgery You enter one of those contests where you guess a camel's weight for a prize, and you win. First prize is $8,000 worth of plastic surgery. You are given two options. Option A. You can use the plastic surgery on yourself and pick however you want to use it. Option B. You can use it on your spouse, and you get to pick what work he/she has done. Your spouse will not know that you made the decision and will be told that he/she won that specific prize in some kind of grocery store drawing related to a recent nasal spray purchase, so you won't get in trouble based on what you pick. And if you know what's good for you, you won't type in this thread what specific work you'd pick for your spouse. If you're married, go to the poll. If you're not married, assume that you are married to your current significant other. If you don't currently have a significant other, assume you're married to the last significant other you had before you dumped their unworthy carcass. If you've never had a significant other, assume that you're married to the person that you last had a date with. If you've never had a date, assume that you're married to the person you last asked out and were rejected by. If you've never asked anyone out, assume you're married to the last person who told you to stop staring at their private parts. If you've never been caught looking at another person's private parts, assume you're married to the person who delivered your seeing-eye dog.
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