If Pioli had a theme song....

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

So I woke up this morning(that's always good amiright?), and this was the first thing that popped in to my head.

Scott Peeholi needs a theme song and these are my, and yours by extension choices:

1) The Swedish Chef Theme from the Muppets:

I envision Peeholi singing this song while making important decisions and choices. There is a dart board behind him with names and pictures, and as he sings "BORK-BORK-BORK(!)", he tosses the dart over his shoulder, letting the fickle finger of fate make the call. Because he is a moron and actually knows jack AND shit.

2) The theme from Sanford and Son:

The Chiefs represent a broke-down, ghetto-assed junk-truck with Peeholi at the wheel. That big bed frame in the back represents Tamba Hali. It might come crashing over the top in a freak accident and decapitate Peeholi if we are lucky.

3) The theme from Greatest American Hero:

William Katt, with his big, dumbassed, white-afro wasn't good enough to be Luke Skywalker, and Peeholi/Casshole aren't good enough to bag groceries at Price Chopper much less be the foundations of this franchise. They might, however, be real heroes when it comes to washing Bill Grigsby's car or something.

Poll Forthcoming...