Pastor refuses to tip "I give GOD 10% why do you get 18%"

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess

all this waiter shit makes me really miss the industry...didn't think I'd say that this soon

I run into the Mexican line cook manager in town and he's always asking me to come and just pick up a shift or two a week, and I tell him I've put too much weight on and he says what a great way to take it off! I said dude, you don't want me sweating in all of their food, and he looks at me and says "They never ****ing cared the first time!" ****er.