Who should be CP's 2013 King of the N00bs? Time to vote.

[BigRedChief]

Originally Posted by Shogun

So you want to know about theelusiveeightrop? He is one bad mother****er, I'm not even sure my brain can put together a couple sentences before ****ing exploding, that's how explosive of a poster he is. He is absolutely everything you'd want in a n00b of the year. I once saw him rip a mans dick off using a lobster claw and a pair of goddamned tongs. Everything he says is like hes ear ****ing you with his dick fingers that feel like dynamite. I won't sit here and and say, "Vote for theelusiveeightrop, He's the biggest American Patriot in this contest "*Cough, cough Aussie* I don't need to go in to how big of a true American this fine man is. But who are you going to vote for, some foriegner? That is not very American at all. Plenty of times this country has voted for the wrong person and I say that stops today.

Excellent post. Because you are a former King of the Noobs and LewDog is bringing the passion. And maybe make the race a little closer. I'll commit $2 Million in bribes to theelusiveeightrop campaign. No offense AussieChiefsfan. You are worthy.