Crazy Cheating Stories

[KC Jones]

Not that crazy but what the hell...

Girlfriend calls me up crying. I come over and she spills the whole story. She was totally drunk and hooked up with this guy - who it turns out I ****ing knew because we'd gone to the same high school. She's so sorry, etc. etc. and I tell her I forgive her - mostly because I'm a 20 year old idiot and don't want it to end. I see the guy a week or two later in Westport and we exchange some hasty words and then we throw down. Now I'm a big guy - 6'5" and back then probably ran 225 lbs and was in great shape. He had been our best wrestler in HS and my size/weight didn't matter after my first punch missed. MoFo had me on the ground instantly and was on top of me. Only reason I didn't get my ass beat? I managed to grab his finger during the take down. I really didn't want to break his finger - so we negotiate an end to hostilities with me face down on the ground, him pinning me down, and me holding his right index finger for dear life.

In the following weeks as I tried to maintain a relationship with the whore... while I ****ed every chick that halfway looked at me. I had game back then and there were at least 4-5. I got halfway serious with one that was going to KU Med school and came from a very nice (wealthy) family and so finally ended it with my ex-whore. Turns out the med student had a boyfriend of 5 years at the time and hadn't quite managed to tell him it was over. A few days later and every time I pee, it ****ing burned! I'm assuming I got it from the stripper I was nailing in those few weeks, but who knows. I got the clap from someone and had proceeded to give it to the med student (who was still banging her boyfriend), my recent ex, and in most likelihood that asshole wrestler. ****ing STD karma all around. I went down to the free clinic for a shot and then made some very difficult phone calls.

Years later the med student came into the bar I was working in. I came up all smiles to say hello, but she seemed fairly pissed off for some reason.

[WhiteWhale]

Originally Posted by KC Jones

Not that crazy but what the hell...

Girlfriend calls me up crying. I come over and she spills the whole story. She was totally drunk and hooked up with this guy - who it turns out I ****ing knew because we'd gone to the same high school. She's so sorry, etc. etc. and I tell her I forgive her - mostly because I'm a 20 year old idiot and don't want it to end. I see the guy a week or two later in Westport and we exchange some hasty words and then we throw down. Now I'm a big guy - 6'5" and back then probably ran 225 lbs and was in great shape. He had been our best wrestler in HS and my size/weight didn't matter after my first punch missed. MoFo had me on the ground instantly and was on top of me. Only reason I didn't get my ass beat? I managed to grab his finger during the take down. I really didn't want to break his finger - so we negotiate an end to hostilities with me face down on the ground, him pinning me down, and me holding his right index finger for dear life.

In the following weeks as I tried to maintain a relationship with the whore... while I ****ed every chick that halfway looked at me. I had game back then and there were at least 4-5. I got halfway serious with one that was going to KU Med school and came from a very nice (wealthy) family and so finally ended it with my ex-whore. Turns out the med student had a boyfriend of 5 years at the time and hadn't quite managed to tell him it was over. A few days later and every time I pee, it ****ing burned! I'm assuming I got it from the stripper I was nailing in those few weeks, but who knows. I got the clap from someone and had proceeded to give it to the med student (who was still banging her boyfriend), my recent ex, and in most likelihood that asshole wrestler. ****ing STD karma all around. I went down to the free clinic for a shot and then made some very difficult phone calls.

Years later the med student came into the bar I was working in. I came up all smiles to say hello, but she seemed fairly pissed off for some reason.

I read this first and think I should stop here.

If you are lying, that's awesome. IF that's true, you have no shame. Applause.

[CrazyPhuD]

Originally Posted by KC Jones

Not that crazy but what the hell...

Girlfriend calls me up crying. I come over and she spills the whole story. She was totally drunk and hooked up with this guy - who it turns out I ****ing knew because we'd gone to the same high school. She's so sorry, etc. etc. and I tell her I forgive her - mostly because I'm a 20 year old idiot and don't want it to end. I see the guy a week or two later in Westport and we exchange some hasty words and then we throw down. Now I'm a big guy - 6'5" and back then probably ran 225 lbs and was in great shape. He had been our best wrestler in HS and my size/weight didn't matter after my first punch missed. MoFo had me on the ground instantly and was on top of me. Only reason I didn't get my ass beat? I managed to grab his finger during the take down. I really didn't want to break his finger - so we negotiate an end to hostilities with me face down on the ground, him pinning me down, and me holding his right index finger for dear life.

In the following weeks as I tried to maintain a relationship with the whore... while I ****ed every chick that halfway looked at me. I had game back then and there were at least 4-5. I got halfway serious with one that was going to KU Med school and came from a very nice (wealthy) family and so finally ended it with my ex-whore. Turns out the med student had a boyfriend of 5 years at the time and hadn't quite managed to tell him it was over. A few days later and every time I pee, it ****ing burned! I'm assuming I got it from the stripper I was nailing in those few weeks, but who knows. I got the clap from someone and had proceeded to give it to the med student (who was still banging her boyfriend), my recent ex, and in most likelihood that asshole wrestler. ****ing STD karma all around. I went down to the free clinic for a shot and then made some very difficult phone calls.

Years later the med student came into the bar I was working in. I came up all smiles to say hello, but she seemed fairly pissed off for some reason.

Heh that always makes me think of this old commercial....