Seven Tips From a New Jersey Guy

[Moon§hiner]

North Jersey is ugly as hell. Refineries and smoke stacks everywhere. Could smell it as soon as I walked out of the airport. Central Jersey has lots of trees, so no scenery till you get to the ocean. Never been to south, and from what I heard, I don't think I would go. The only good thing I could say is they don't litter the sides of their freeways with signs. Pull up to a stoplight and a nano-second after it turns green, the guy behind you is honking his horn.