The 2014 CP Roasts thread

[TLO]

I'm bored in class, so I typed this up on my phone real quick. I'll try to finish it sometime, (I'll probably forget.) But here's an outline.

theelusiveeighttrop

This guy somehow has 15k+ posts since October 2012. That being said, I'm not certain that a single one of those 15k posts has had any real meaning. He's the guy that shows up in each and every thread and posts something like "feminine itch" or "life is so confusing". Wh What in the **** is he talking about?

Positives
Likes the Chiefs and Royals. Occasionaly gives me positive rep. Introduced me to Sasha Grey.

Negative and Outlook
No idea what the **** he is talking about 99% of the time. Enjoys a VVK before every Royals game, (Vicodin, Vodka, Klonipin). Once accused me of being a DEA angent. Likely to die before the Royals playoff hopes do this season.

[rico]

Originally Posted by Big Smoke

I'm bored in class, so I typed this up on my phone real quick. I'll try to finish it sometime, (I'll probably forget.) But here's an outline.

theelusiveeighttrop

This guy somehow has 15k+ posts since October 2012. That being said, I'm not certain that a single one of those 15k posts has had any real meaning. He's the guy that shows up in each and every thread and posts something like "feminine itch" or "life is so confusing". Wh What in the **** is he talking about?

Positives
Likes the Chiefs and Royals. Occasionaly gives me positive rep. Introduced me to Sasha Grey.

Negative and Outlook
No idea what the **** he is talking about 99% of the time. Enjoys a VVK before every Royals game, (Vicodin, Vodka, Klonipin). Once accused me of being a DEA angent. Likely to die before the Royals playoff hopes do this season.

VVK? That sounds awesome. theelusiveweightdrop is ****ing awesome.