Bob Dole's Odyssey Suggestions

[Bob Dole]

So for the first time since 1978, Bob Dole is without a full time job. Feels kind of strange, but Bob Dole has normal blood pressure for the first time in over a decade. Along the way, Bob Dole has been really bad at taking vacations. Really bad. Just got a check for 42 days of accrued vacation bad. (Bastards wouldn't pay for the 403 hours of accrued sick leave.)

No real interest or need to go back to work immediately. Which leads to the question: What now? Despite a long list of productive things Bob Dole should probably do, Bob Dole feels like doing something relaxing, and is looking for suggestions.

Not interested in getting a passport, and there is a lot of the United States that Bob Dole has yet to see. Thinking about going and buying a cheap used car instead of piling miles on the Silverado at 15mpg. Trying to think of a theme, or something unusual. Also thinking it would be fun to document/blog the adventure. Given this place's propensity for the bizarre, Bob Dole figured he'd open up a thread for suggestions.

What ya got?