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Why do they even have yards? Or quarters? Or goal lines? Why don't they just put the ball out there... and play.
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Every team should just get 4 chances to score a TD. If they can't, too ****ing bad it's the other team's turn now.
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That would be more pure to the roots of the game.
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To the OP, what drives me nuts is that a defense has an offsides with the ball on the 6, the ball is moved to the 3 for a 3 yard penalty. Then the offense false starts and the ball is moved to the 8. So offsetting penalties leaves the ball 2 yards farther out. Something about that just doesn't seem balanced.
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You know what... That would be kinda cool but give them 10 downs, (including the kickoff). Pretty cool shit right there.
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They were to the death contests and that is where LaCrosse comes from.
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so if you get a penalty equal to or greater than your yard position ........ safety?
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Sure. That's the way this conversation is going. And offside on the defense on their own four is a touchdown. However, the team on defense gets the ball if they commit a personal foul on their own four because that would place the ball out of the back of the end zone and we all know what happens then. (Though we're not at all sure why it happens except that balls used to be precious when the world wasn't in color yet.)
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That's what I'm talking about. Men are men. A sport where success is not measured by the amount of points you score, but by the number of concussions you endure.
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I feel like I am half the distance from the goal most of the time.
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Eliminate penalties and play the game with telepresence controlled robots.
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