Who is the biggest DOUCHE on ChiefsPlanet?

[TLO]

Here is the list of contestants

Zach
AAROW2
Bambi
Dane
Rust Shack
Reerun_KC
Bob Dole
R8ers
KC native
Donger
Mav
Hootie 2.0
Easy6
SETSUNA
Al Bundy
Sweet Daddy Williams
cosmo20002
Pawnmower
Count Alex's Losses
HonestChieffan
Hootie 2.0
Livesteam
Prison Bitch
Baby Lee
BEP
Rudy lost the toss
Inmem58


Moving on : R8ers / Cosmo / AAROW 2/ Kaepernick / Zach / Reerun_KC / Bambi / Prison Bitch / Rudy lost the toss/ Sweet Daddy Williams / Inmem58/ Count Alex's Losses
Possibly Elminated. : Mav / Easy 6 / Hootie 2.0 / Al Bundy / BEP / Bob Dole/ Pawnmower

[TimBone]

Originally Posted by crazycoffey

I bet she tastes kinda funny

Buttered popcorn

[rico]

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball

Oh that was you Ok what about that Rico guy then?

[rico]

Originally Posted by Easy 6

Rico is cool in my book... good family man, self effacing here at the planet, manly man rasslin coach whos prolly tougher than many suspect.

Not to toot my macho horn or anything, but I think the best potential tag team duo on this board in terms of being big, bad, tough guys...would probably be Sorter and I...due to our mutual acquaintances all being college level wrestlers...many D1. Well...or maybe a combination mixed in with Lonewolf and Burt. I get the vibe that Sorter is a college level wrestler. I wrestled in college. My brother closest in age to me wrestled D1 in college. My two youngest brothers who are in high school are kicking ass on the mat this year and will likely wrestle in college.

Wrestlers are tough, dammit!!!/JASONSAUTO

Burt is old, but is probably still a badass. Lonewolf is probably still a badass...that dude was a runner-up at state and would have won it had he not been injured.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by rico

Not to toot my macho horn or anything, but I think the best potential tag team duo on this board in terms of being big, bad, tough guys...would probably be Sorter and I...due to our mutual acquaintances all being college level wrestlers...many D1. Well...or maybe a combination mixed in with Lonewolf and Burt. I get the vibe that Sorter is a college level wrestler. I wrestled in college. My brother closest in age to me wrestled D1 in college. My two youngest brothers who are in high school are kicking ass on the mat this year and will likely wrestle in college.

Wrestlers are tough, dammit!!!/JASONSAUTO

Burt is old, but is probably still a badass. Lonewolf is probably still a badass...that dude was a runner-up at state and would have won it had he not been injured.

I bet he could throw a football over those mountains, too.

[rico]

Originally Posted by Pawnmower

[rico]

Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Williams

I bet he could throw a football over those mountains, too.

If Lonewolf hadn't have been injured in the 3rd period, when he had a lead, but wasn't medically cleared to continue...he'd take state. No doubt about it!

Ahhhh....I have the most difficult time merely joking around about that.....wrestling stories like the one that happened to Lonewolf in the state finals just break my heart.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

[ghak99]

Originally Posted by crazycoffey

Wait, is Cosmo a bitch or not?

No clue, but I read his posts as if he really is the owner of the facebook page our resident train rider linked in one of thier poo flinging dc threads a while back.

It puts a whole new flame to some of Cosmo's posts.

[ghak99]

Originally Posted by Count Alex's Losses

Dane. Yep, it's Dane.

Pre or post help?

They seem to be two different people.

[Easy 6]

Originally Posted by Cunning Linguist

Yo Easy, what the hell is this? I didn't come at you, but apparently I offended you. Very odd. You alright?

I regret nothing, glad you posted that up actually.

[Coochie liquor]

Originally Posted by Katipan

Oh boy.

So there's this guy named Jax. His dad started a club that turned into a gang. It's made up of a bunch of fun loving characters, like Chucky.

A compulsive masturbator that had his fingers cut off to discourage his masturbation. He got new fingers later ala Star Wars.

Then there's Tiggy. Tiggy walked in on his daughter pretending to be dominated by a huge black dude. That daughter later got set on fire in a pit on top of a bunch of other black dudes. Tiggy now humps Venus, who is played by Walton Goggins.

Then there's Juicey. Although he's dead right now. He went a little nuts early in the series. Stole some drugs, framed a brother, killed a brother, failed at suicide, ratted some private information to someone he shouldn't have, killed a cop, shot at a bunch of CHPs, went to jail, got butt ****ed by Marilyn Manson on a daily basis, killed a Chinese dude, got humped by a bunch of Chinese dudes and was finally killed by Marilyn Manson by a shiv hidden in a book of poetry.

Chibs is our foreigner from the IRA. He's ugly but hot. Can't be killed. Jimmy O Fallon said so.

Bobby... Oh Bobby. He was a fat accountant that pretended to be Elvis. His eye got carved out with a grapefruit spoon because a bunch of people lied and he can't drive worth a shit. We all loved Bobby tho.

I could go on?...

Damnit, a spoiler warning woulda been nice. I just finished season 1, and now I feel like I've seen the whole series!!

[crazycoffey]

Originally Posted by rico

Wrestlers are tough, dammit!!!/JASONSAUTO

Burt is old, but is probably still a badass. Lonewolf is probably still a badass...that dude was a runner-up at state and would have won it had he not been injured.

I was pretty decent myself, and coached a few years after high school and in the army. I found a lot of that experience really helped in military and police training hand to hand and ground fighting. Even had a short stint teaching ground fighting and edged weapons at a police academy. Funntimes.

Anyway, Im your huckleberry, if I can't find one I'll just ask hootie to be my tag team partner, he'll probably just pull down his pants and try to rub his junk on you, but if it gives me a quick breather, it's all good

[blaise]

Originally Posted by cosmo20002

If you are referring to what I think you are referring to:

It wasn't a real prayer thread
It was in DC
It was about HCF, who even among all the racists and dicks in DC, is probably the premier racist dick in DC

And all I did was suggest that his treatment plan of faith maybe should be augmented by an actual medical course of action. That's definitely less than pissing in a prayer thread. More like farting.
I farted in a prayer thread. A DC pseudo-prayer thread.

I did almost kind of piss in a prayer thread a few weeks ago, sort of.
Among the real prayer threads for family members and posters sick with cancer and such, someone (I wont call it out here) posted one for...something a lot less serious. Much, much less serious.

I almost started a prayer thread for myself for stubbing my toe. It would have been pretty obvious what I was mocking. But I didn't want to be a douche and I decided against it.

It was a douche post. It was a thread about his sick wife.

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by Coochie liquor

Damnit, a spoiler warning woulda been nice. I just finished season 1, and now I feel like I've seen the whole series!!

That's quite the stretch. Juicey and Bobby are about 1/100th of the storyline.

But if it was reaalllllly that important you could have done something super drastic like stopping yourself from reading my post.

I know it's hard. But you can do it.

[Mav]

Originally Posted by crazycoffey

I was pretty decent myself, and coached a few years after high school and in the army. I found a lot of that experience really helped in military and police training hand to hand and ground fighting. Even had a short stint teaching ground fighting and edged weapons at a police academy. Funntimes.

Anyway, Im your huckleberry, if I can't find one I'll just ask hootie to be my tag team partner, he'll probably just pull down his pants and try to rub his junk on you, but if it gives me a quick breather, it's all good

I miss combatives.