Times you've been an asshole

[Eleazar]

I was at arrowhead one time, was completely partied out from the pre-game, and at the end of the 1st quarter I got up to go get something to eat. I wait in a line that is forever long, I miss almost the entire 2nd quarter, then when I get up to the front, this particular stand is out of basically all food, and the beer taps aren't working either.

I am ashamed to say that I ripped the guy working there 4 or 5 new orifices, even though it was not his fault at all, and he just stood there and took it politely. It was booze and probably dehydration talking, but still. I wish I knew who this guy was so I could write him a letter of apology or something. I was angry that they'd let people wait in that long of a line only to find out that they had nothing when you got up to the front. Still though. Totally classless on my part and he was completely professional.

Here's to you, Arrowhead concession worker who looked like Jon Gruden. Sorry about that. I owe you a tall boy if I ever see you again... and if the taps are working...