ChiefsPlanet Lexicon: A Terminology Guide , Dictionary and Glossary of Terms

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Stay down, bitch: A term of endearment used to express appreciation for an opposing player, particularly a Denver Bronco, who has just been injured. May also be abbreviated as SDB.

Casselian: A descriptor of QB play that bears resemblance to Matt Cassel's style of quarterbacking.

Designed sack: A bullshit excuse presented for a quarterback who takes a sack instead of doing something intelligent with the football. Invented by Alexsexuals.

Setting up the punter: A positive spin on a game manager's inability to convert on third down.

Hidden touchdown: Assigning merit for a running back or wide receiver's touchdown to a quarterback who did not produce the touchdown but obviously did something that led to the touchdown. Used mainly for quarterbacks who don't throw a lot of touchdowns.