Rejected Penthouse Letters

[Iowanian]

Are you s hitting me?

So many posters, that NEVER get laid...and no one can come up with a rejected letter to top the frequilizer?

Kcchiefsman.....beerme.....gojensen.......you know you've got alot of "it didn't work out" material....

Let it rip.

[morphius]

This was my comeback to the orginal posting of this one, also sadly true...

I've got a true story to share as well...

Went out with one of my friends one night, real hottie (Blonde, huge blue eyes, nearly a 6pack, you get the idea), and while I was over at her house she took a shower. I didn't see anything, cause I was in the next room, but I was that close. After she is dressed we go over to meet her best friend, who is actually suprisingly ended up being even hotter, head to a local bar and all three share a fish bowl.

Later that night we head over to a house party that just so happens to have a hot tub in the back yard. After about 30 minutes of hanging out we all go and get changed for the hot tub. So right next door to where I was changing, were two hotties getting naked and puttin' on some shorts and t-shirts. We all slide into the hot tub together, so now I'm with a couple hotties who are all wet.

Then someone comes bursting through the backdoor and asks if we all want to go for a ride in the limo, so we all jump out and head back to change. Here I am again, right next door to a couple of hotties, who are now wet and changing clothes. I mean all I would have had to do is open the door to the room I was in and open the door to the room they were in, and boom, there would have been two hotties naked in front of me.

The Limo drives me back to my truck, I jump in and drive home. But that night, I was this close to seeing hotties naked.