Bills fans are drunk inbred morons

[Why Not?]

I guess I could understand purchasing a piece of autographed memorabilia if it was important to you. But as a 45 year old man, the thought of asking another adult for their autograph is beyond cringey. I don't think I could do it even as a joke. Seeking autographs is and should be for kids. I would never sign anything for an adult if I were an entertainer. I still have some autographed collectibles/cards/tickets, etc. They all sit in a box in the basement somewhere. My kids can have em if they ever care enough to motivate me to look or when the day comes I go to throw out all the worthless shit in my basement.