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Originally Posted by suzzer99

You've clearly never listened to modern country music. Every third song has at least one line that says "Cahhhhliiforrrnia" in a whiny nasally derogatory tone.

Bashing Cahhhhliiforrrnia is the 4th biggest theme - after pretty girls, cold beer, and guns.

That's because a large majority of beautiful women born in fly over country move out to the coasts. Any 8+ woman graduating from Lawson High School is bound to not stick around.