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Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Valley of the hot as ****
Casino cash: $-1438100
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CP Alpha List!!!
I have done extensive research and have concluded over my years at CP that the following are Alphas. I hope I haven't missed anyone.
Recent thread: https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=323368 Austin Chief Fan4ever Marcellus MoHillbilly TwistedChief Bwana Rockymtnchief Ocity siberian khatru loochy bigcatdady KCunited Tooge Seclark TinyEvil Pablo Chiefscountry Lewdog Hog’sgonefishing Mr. Tegu ChiTown DJJasonp Bowser Sauto DJ's left nut FAX Pawnmower htismaqe Iowanian MIAdragon RadarChief Bugeater Lonewolf Easy 6 KCTattoo Rausch IA_Chiefs_fan OnTheWarpath15 frozenchief big nasty kcnut Frazod Bearcat RealSNR Buehler445 HayWire BryanBusby Fish Detoxing Why Not? Katie Katipan Dante84 Last edited by lewdog; 12-17-2023 at 09:16 PM.. |
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Mod Team
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Valley of the hot as ****
Casino cash: $-1438100
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Posts: 46,322
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#482 |
Ultrabanned
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Northland
Casino cash: $-1740644
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Posts: 43,846
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Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Casino cash: $8028275
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Posts: 95,642
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#484 |
legend
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Independence, MO
Casino cash: $-3337903
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Posts: 28,544
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#485 |
pie is never free
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: the drivers seat
Casino cash: $-32225
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Posts: 98,329
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#486 |
Cheat Death
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Land of Drincoln
Casino cash: $-1471756
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I thought them Salt Life stickers legit said Slut Life so I sped up and hollered when a Kia Stinger GT passed me with one in the back window.
Disappointed it was a dude but still emptied my nuts. |
Posts: 36,891
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#487 |
Mod Team
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Valley of the hot as ****
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#488 |
Politically Incorrect
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Casino cash: $-790000
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I just shart my pants. Is that Alpha?
I'm going to just sit here waiting for that answer.
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#489 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Casino cash: $8028275
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TNF game testing if teabag piggyback rides are Alpha
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#490 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Oct 2012
Casino cash: $-1805336
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I’m looking for Johnny Truelove.
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Posts: 21,050
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#491 |
Tip of the hat LIV Champs
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: ks
Casino cash: $185421
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Admitting you sharted your pants and not give a **** is Alpha. Trying to hide it and pucker the butt cheeks is beta
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Posts: 56,910
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#492 |
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Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Belize Nuts
Casino cash: $3064897
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They call it "Big Dick Energy."
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Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Belize Nuts
Casino cash: $3064897
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Trying to get out of war isn't very alpha...but shitting your pants and not showering for a momth to get out of it is actually kind of alpha.
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#494 |
Tried it on and it fit
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: A Webb of chaos
Casino cash: $-1457979
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So the final verdict is???
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"Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, and disregard of all the rules." -- George Orwell, Shooting an Elephant |
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#495 |
Politically Incorrect
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Casino cash: $-790000
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I think I destroyed any slim hopes of Alpha status today when I got my first pedicure with a massage of my feet and legs.
Had my feet soaked in hot water first, nails trim and cleaned, cuticles scraped, in paraffin wax, hot stones on my legs, calluses and dead skin removed, massage oil on my feet and legs when done. They also turned on the chair back massage. Took 45 minutes and it was delightful! ![]() Best $50 I spent - ($40 + 10 tip)
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