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Old 04-30-2004, 07:51 AM   #1
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Sex with a robot?

Its all very well until it short circuits and you end of with the equivalent of pissing on 20 spark plugs.

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Realistic sex robots. Robots, or androids kinda, that feel and act real and are good at sex. They need to be very lifelike and affordable. They need to be able to move and easy to clean. If these were on the market, and most single guys had one. They wouldn't pursue girls with the passion we do now. We might try a little at the bar, but motivation would be at an all time low. Because we now if we don't go home with nothing that night, we always have our sex bots to screw when we get home. This would eliminate most of the control women have with sex. Girls would start hitting on guys and only the hot, rich celebrity type women would be able to remain the same.
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Old 04-30-2004, 08:03 AM   #2
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Sex with a robot?

Its all very well until it short circuits and you end of with the equivalent of pissing on 20 spark plugs.

Cripes. Not even the inbred hicks in this po-dunk town would bang a robot. WTF was this boy thinkin?
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Old 04-30-2004, 08:13 AM   #3
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Cripes. Not even the inbred hicks in this po-dunk town would bang a robot. WTF was this boy thinkin?
He was thinking he'd rather bang a machine because he's frustrated about his macking abilities.

I have this image of this dude in a bar (recently shot down) and yelling at the chick 'Don't worry bitch, I'm going home and fuckING MY ROBOT!!'
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Old 04-30-2004, 08:18 AM   #4
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I have this image of this dude in a bar (recently shot down) and yelling at the chick 'Don't worry bitch, I'm going home and fuckING MY ROBOT!!'
Holy $hit!



Damn, why didn't I ever think of that comeback. Would've saved me years of embarassment.
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Old 04-30-2004, 08:18 AM   #5
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He was thinking he'd rather bang a machine because he's frustrated about his macking abilities.

I have this image of this dude in a bar (recently shot down) and yelling at the chick 'Don't worry bitch, I'm going home and fuckING MY ROBOT!!'
I like to just stare blankly at a woman in a bar until they say "What are you looking at"...To which I reply, "Well, I'm going to have sex with you tonight, so you might as well be there for it." yeah...I can see this lamer has a .2 rating on the mack scale.
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Old 04-30-2004, 08:21 AM   #6
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I like to just stare blankly at a woman in a bar until they say "What are you looking at"...To which I reply, "Well, I'm going to have sex with you tonight, so you might as well be there for it." yeah...I can see this lamer has a .2 rating on the mack scale.


My buddy I work with has a good line...

'Excuse me, but would you like to go in halves on a bastard?'
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Old 04-30-2004, 08:26 AM   #7
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My buddy I work with has a good line...

'Excuse me, but would you like to go in halves on a bastard?'


Great line. A friend of mine in college used a line that always made me grab my gut in laughter. He'd go ask a girl to dance. If she turned him down he'd say, "No problem, I have to take a shit anyways"

Ahh, the good ol' days.....
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Great line. A friend of mine in college used a line that always made me grab my gut in laughter. He'd go ask a girl to dance. If she turned him down he'd say, "No problem, I have to take a shit anyways"

Ahh, the good ol' days.....

Now that's fucking funny!
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Great line. A friend of mine in college used a line that always made me grab my gut in laughter. He'd go ask a girl to dance. If she turned him down he'd say, "No problem, I have to take a shit anyways"

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I like to just stare blankly at a woman in a bar until they say "What are you looking at"...To which I reply, "Well, I'm going to have sex with you tonight, so you might as well be there for it." yeah...I can see this lamer has a .2 rating on the mack scale.
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