Favorite Cologne

[Chieftain]

I stopped wearing cologne two decades ago. Made no sense to spray myself with scented alcohol. I do find it gay for a man to spray cologne to 'smell good'. **** that shit.

I don't use no wash cloth or scrub to clean my body. That's added gayness.

I keep it simple. A bar of unscented soap to wash my body and face. And moisturizer to get rid of the dry skin and protect from sunburn.

I own one pair of shoes and replace them when they wear out. Enough clothes to last two weeks and rewash. Preferably neutral, masculine colors.