Most favorable zone of the world to be reborn into?

[Rain Man]

I got called to dinner, so I had to take a break. Here are my rankings. Maybe I'm biased toward the USA, but that's only because we're the GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! 'MERICA, AM I RIGHT?

H - New Guinea is kind of lawless, but for the most part the world leaves you alone. And it's easy to get lucky with Australia or New Zealand.

I - Really good upside, and the downside generally isn't the worst.

J - See I above. Brazil is probably a worse bet than Argentina and Peru.

F - There's not a huge bad side here, and the good side is good. I could see this rising to the top on another day.

B - Good upside here, but the downside is really bad.

G - Brainwashing is bad, but at least you're brainwashed. And there's a good potential upside.

C - Hold your breath on this one. It's very high risk and high reward, and the odds are a bit against you.

E - A lot of significant downside, and the upside is being a soulless automaton. Not much here.

A - There's almost no way to win this game, and the downside is bad. No, thanks.

D - See Zone A above, and add in a likelihood of living in Afghanistan. Nothing good happens after midnight or in the Near East.