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Old 11-03-2004, 06:57 PM  
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Help, deaf neighbors getting their freak on.

I live in a two story town home and a deaf couple moved in next to us several months ago. Now normally you wouldn’t think anything of it. But the woman is flat out NASTY! She weighs in at about 270 5ft 3” nasty bleach blonde hair with a wide black strip down the middle. If that isn’t bad enough, she walks around the complex in tight spandex bike shorts and a halter top.

Lately she must be getting her freak on, because they are doing it at all hours of the night and day. Now; if you have ever listened to a deaf person speak you know how distorted and loud it is. This woman will start screaming at the top of her lungs about how she wants it in the butt and to squirt it in her mouth, just all kinds of nasty shit. I don’t know what to do at this point, but it’s really grossing me out.

Actually, I should tape it and post it here. You all know how much I like to share.
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Old 11-03-2004, 08:08 PM   #31
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No its the BLIND girls he needs to go after.

YUO KILLED MY FATHER!!!111!11
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Old 11-03-2004, 08:11 PM   #32
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Wow. TMI, I'm afraid. I don't even want to know how you acquired this bit of knowledge....
I was walking out to my car as he came out, climbed on his bike and took off across the parking lot.
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Old 11-03-2004, 08:12 PM   #33
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Simply... I'm afraid she would drag me in and I'd have to fight my way out.

I neglected to describe her husband / boyfriend. He has to be at least 6 ft 3” 340. Long hair, big beard and rides around on an old style bicycle with one of those huge seats. Even has a ringer.
The visual image of them two getting it on is pretty bad. Kind of like two monkeys screwing a football. 2 really, really big monkeys.
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Old 11-03-2004, 08:13 PM   #34
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I was walking out to my car as he came out, climbed on his bike and took off across the parking lot.
Did the bike have a seat on it? Please say yes...please say yes!
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Old 11-03-2004, 08:17 PM   #35
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Did the bike have a seat on it? Please say yes...please say yes!
Yea, one of those old fashioned ones. Big ass seat… It even had two springs on either side.
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Old 11-03-2004, 08:21 PM   #36
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The visual image of them two getting it on is pretty bad. Kind of like two monkeys screwing a football. 2 really, really big monkeys.
That’s what I’m saying! If I hadn’t seen her numerous times almost naked the sounds alone wouldn’t be so bad. It’s like every time they get started I have an image of her permanently burned into my retina. It's enough to make one want to poke out their own eye balls with a red hot salad fork.
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Old 11-03-2004, 08:21 PM   #37
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Yea, one of those old fashioned ones. Big ass seat… It even had two springs on either side.
Awww man..now I feel bad for picking on him. I think that was my dad.
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Old 11-03-2004, 08:25 PM   #38
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Awww man..now I feel bad for picking on him. I think that was my dad.
Eh?
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Old 11-03-2004, 08:34 PM   #39
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Awww man..now I feel bad for picking on him. I think that was my dad.
If that’s your Dad, could you please ask him to refrain from poking her in the pooper? That just makes her scream more.
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Old 11-03-2004, 08:44 PM   #40
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If that’s your Dad, could you please ask him to refrain from poking her in the pooper? That just makes her scream more.
I can't talk about my mom like that
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Old 11-03-2004, 08:53 PM   #41
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I can't talk about my mom like that
I hope for your sake you don't look anything like her.
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Old 11-03-2004, 08:54 PM   #42
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I hope for your sake you don't look anything like her.
I have all the puss filled boils on my face that she has, but not the hairy moles on the chin.
She says (in sign of course) that she uses those to tickle dad's sack when he gets off the bike.
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Old 11-03-2004, 08:56 PM   #43
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Old 11-03-2004, 08:56 PM   #44
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I have all the puss filled boils on my face that she has, but not the hairy moles on the chin.
She says (in sign of course) that she uses those to tickle dad's sack when he gets off the bike.


Hoh-lee shit-olee!! I would have lived my life just fine without ever having THAT mental picture blazed into my head!!
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Old 11-03-2004, 08:58 PM   #45
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Hoh-lee shit-olee!! I would have lived my life just fine without ever having THAT mental picture blazed into my head!!
Let me help you some more..imagine the smell of that tuna under the spandex!
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