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Old 11-12-2004, 09:27 PM   #1
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We had one on our Dept that was a FemiNazi. She was straight and married, but didn't like the thought of having to have the help of a guy. She actually tried to stick me with sexual harrasement one time when she was struggling to put some heavy stuff back on the truck and I said, "Why don't you move over and let a man do that."
Now that is rep for damned sure.
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Old 11-12-2004, 09:33 PM   #2
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Next to cops, firemen are the laziest people on earth. They work 48 on and 24 off. When they are "on" they play cards all day. Until the captain tells them to wash the firetrucks for the fourth time in three days.
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Old 11-12-2004, 11:04 PM   #3
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Next to cops, firemen are the laziest people on earth. They work 48 on and 24 off.
Wait... I work 36 hours a week... in 3 days time.
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Old 11-13-2004, 12:07 AM   #4
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Next to cops, firemen are the laziest people on earth. They work 48 on and 24 off. When they are "on" they play cards all day. Until the captain tells them to wash the firetrucks for the fourth time in three days.
Let's not forget Skip that when they actually have to respond to a call Firefighters entering to fight a burning building or to rescue someone inside a burning building jumps right to the top of the list as one of the most hazardous jobs to ones life there is. In fact they have a much higher casuality rate for injuries and death than Law enforcement personel. Can't speak for Cops since I wasn't one. But I was in Law enforcement on the federal level. I suppose if you consider riding around in a cruiser all day being lazy you could look at it from that angle. But when you approach a vehicle you stopped or respond to a call you best have your wits about you. Or it could cost you your life. So I'll cut these guys some slack.
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Old 11-13-2004, 12:11 AM   #5
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I suppose if you consider riding around in a cruiser all day being lazy you could look at it from that angle. But when you approach a vehicle you stopped or respond to a call you best have your wits about you. Or it could cost you your life.
I have a really close friend who's a cop. (weird, aint it?) He describes his career like this...

"It's generally 8 hours of boredom, but now and then you have a few minutes of sheer terror... and that's when you have to remember how to do your job.."
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Old 11-13-2004, 12:28 AM   #6
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I have a really close friend who's a cop. (weird, aint it?) He describes his career like this...

"It's generally 8 hours of boredom, but now and then you have a few minutes of sheer terror... and that's when you have to remember how to do your job.."
The same job description goes for a grunt or jarhead in Iraq and Afganistan everyday. When their given the word to mount up and move out and then word comes down to lock and load the blood pressure and adrenaline skyrockets. And everyone of your 5 senses and 6 if your lucky are redlining.
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Old 11-13-2004, 12:37 AM   #7
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I have a really close friend who's a cop. (weird, aint it?)


Nah, it ain't weird. We'd expect you to have a cop or two as friends for as much time as you have spent with them.
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Old 11-13-2004, 12:40 AM   #8
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Nah, it ain't weird. We'd expect you to have a cop or two as friends for as much time as you have spent with them.
Heh... I haven't spent near as much time around cops as you guys think.

Actually, I have... but only because I've had cops in the family since I was a kid.
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Old 11-13-2004, 01:22 AM   #9
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Heh... I haven't spent near as much time around cops as you guys think.

Actually, I have... but only because I've had cops in the family since I was a kid.
Same here. One of my Uncles was a Homicide Det in Kansas City. He left the force a number of years back and went to work as a Insurance investigator. Better hrs. and a lot more $$$. He was instrumental in my interest in Law Enforcement. I applied for the *** about 3 years after I graduated college and spent time bumming around and not really knowing what I wanted to do with my degree in Business. Course I was sort of the hippy type and partied quite a bit. Drank a lot and did about every drug known to man and then some a time or two. And my best friend who was about to join the Air Force and still is in the Air Force but is due to retire soon got me to fill out a app for the *** at a job fair we went to. I was shocked that after a few months had gone by that I got a call to come in for a interview. Came in and had to fill out another application. When it came down to the question about whether or not I drank, used or had used drugs before I answered yes to all of the above. I knew they were going to find out anyway if they did a background check on me by talking to friends, neighbors, teachers, employers ect. So why lie about it. I was stunned and floored that after another couple of months went by that I was called in for another interview and then offered the job. Turns out admitting my drug use was a bonus for telling the truth. Go figure. So here's a lesson for you boys and girls. Always tell the truth.
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Old 11-13-2004, 07:18 PM   #10
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I have a really close friend who's a cop. (weird, aint it?) He describes his career like this...

"It's generally 8 hours of boredom, but now and then you have a few minutes of sheer terror... and that's when you have to remember how to do your job.."
That's an old pilot's saying. Our pilots (USAF) used to say in the 60's " Flying is hours and hours of boredom punctuated by a few minutes of sheer terror". Cops spend hours and hours of boredom punctuated by a jelly doughnut.
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Old 11-12-2004, 10:48 PM   #11
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Now that is rep for sure.


Actually, me and her dad had been on the same bowling team for a year or better and I was actually just joking around with her. I pretty much left her alone after that and just sat back with the rest of the guys laughing at her when she'd struggle with something.
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Old 11-12-2004, 11:00 PM   #12
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Actually, me and her dad had been on the same bowling team for a year or better and I was actually just joking around with her. I pretty much left her alone after that and just sat back with the rest of the guys laughing at her when she'd struggle with something.
OK, I enjoyed it a lot anyhow. Just stand the average woman up next to the average man and the difference is obvious. Those feminazis that want equality don't seem to notice the difference. I really enjoy what they have that we don't but they don't seem to return the favor.
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Old 11-12-2004, 11:05 PM   #13
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OK, I enjoyed it a lot anyhow. Just stand the average woman up next to the average man and the difference is obvious. Those feminazis that want equality don't seem to notice the difference. I really enjoy what they have that we don't but they don't seem to return the favor.


They want equality until it's time to take the trash out.


You heard about Rush Limbaugh in an elevator and Hilary Clinton got on didn't you? She hit the stop button, turned to Rush, started taking her clothes off and told him she wanted him to make her a real woman. So, he takes off all his clothes, bends over, picks both his and her clothes up, hands them to her and says "Here, Fold These."
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Old 11-12-2004, 11:09 PM   #14
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They want equality until it's time to take the trash out.


You heard about Rush Limbaugh in an elevator and Hilary Clinton got on didn't you? She hit the stop button, turned to Rush, started taking her clothes off and told him she wanted him to make her a real woman. So, he takes off all his clothes, bends over, picks both his and her clothes up, hands them to her and says "Here, Fold These."


i hadn't heard that, it's hilarious!!
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Old 11-12-2004, 11:14 PM   #15
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They want equality until it's time to take the trash out.


You heard about Rush Limbaugh in an elevator and Hilary Clinton got on didn't you? She hit the stop button, turned to Rush, started taking her clothes off and told him she wanted him to make her a real woman. So, he takes off all his clothes, bends over, picks both his and her clothes up, hands them to her and says "Here, Fold These."
That is pretty good.
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