My close encounter with a big funny-looking dog.

[Brando]

Originally Posted by JennyGump

I had a close encounter with a funny looking dog today too. Except it wasn't a dog, it was a large woman. And it wasn't a "close" encounter, but rather she walked by my office, 29 times today, with bells on her shoes.

Are the bells just a christmas touch or is her fashion sense as skewed as her waistline?

[Jenny Gump]

Originally Posted by Brando

Are the bells just a christmas touch or is her fashion sense as skewed as her waistline?

Roger that.

[Brando]

Originally Posted by JennyGump

Roger that.

Every time she walks by your office step up to the door and announce to everyone in a loud, commanding voice, "Last train to Christmas Fat Kid Camp leaves the station in five minutes. All rotund individuals with bells on their feet please board promptly."
I found that obnoxious fat people can be scared into submission. I work with a guy that goes about 400 lbs. He liked to make fun of the fact that I'm short. That changed when I started yelling out, "Go choke on a pork chop fatty!" or "at least I don't have to stand over a mirror to see if I still have balls fat ass."