Elvis has never won a playoff game

[Bob Dole]

Just in case anyone missed the other thread where this is posted 80 times.

[Rick Stephens]

Terry Bradshaw and the Steel Curtain are reigning in Pittsburg today. In his pregame speech Bradshaw told how great Three Rivers Stadium had been and all the history there but did mention that "Elvis still had not won a playoff game".

[TheFly]

The Raiders, disheveled and disheartened after the loss to the Seahawks, took solace in the fact that Elvis has never won a playoff game...<BR>

[Bob Dole]

the keg is floating and there is a murky mess on the kitchen floor. Scrawled in the muck is "Elvis = no playoff wins."

[milkman]

In the spirit of this thread and the season,

Said the King to the people everywhere,
Listen to what I say
[i]listen to what I say[/i]
On the radio all I hear.
Listen to what I say.
The Fans, The Fans, all think I'm lame,
Because Elvis has not won a playoff game.
Because Elvis has not won a playoff game.
the milkman
with another reminder that Elvis has not won a playoff game

[TheFly]

Great win by the Chiefs. Sure surprised me. Almost as good as having Elvis get a playoff win...<BR>

[Bob Dole]

While the win was sweet, Bob Dole is returned to Earth when he realizes Elvis has still not won a playoff game.

[Otter]

While walking down the street an old homeless man handed me a piece of cloth with writing on it. At first glance, it looked like some kind of Hebrew or Tibetan language which I was unfamilar with. But after taking it home and examining it further I realized what it was indeed English.

I held up to the mirror and turned it upside down. You will never guess what it said. "eLvIs HaS nEvEr woN a PlAyOfF GaMe"

Pretty Freaky.

[Bob Dole]

Since it's being beaten to death (again) in other threads, Bob Dole felt the need to bring this topic back to the front page.

[TheFly]

Got a call last night to go down to Westport at 2am and meet a stranger clad in red and black. Being the good P.I. that I am I took a hunch and waited in front of a New Age bookstore.

A stranger embraces me, clad in skimpy evening gown wearing a Chiefs helmet, and he said, "Psst... Elvis has never won a playoff game..."


[This message has been edited by TheFly (edited 12-18-2000).]

[Otter]

[b]Enquirer Headline:[/b] "[i]Apparently the mental anguish of never winning a playoff game has caused Elvis to prefer wearing womens clothing and is asking to be called Elvira.[/i]"

I hope your happy Mr. Dole.

[TheFly]

National Obsession headlines Packfan with its latest issue:

"Green Bay Idiot Still Has Never Won a PlayOff Game!"

I've decided that in order to make sure Carl puts his "maximum effort" into returning to the playoffs in the next 5 years..his testicles should be removed, frozen and stored like Walt Disney to be run through a food processor if by Jan 2001 we can say in pig latin "lvisEe asn'the onWe awe layoffpe amege".

[Baby Lee]

Watched 'The Sixth Sense" the other day. The surprise ending blew me away. The look on Bruce Willis' face when he discovered . . .

Elvis has never won a playoff game!!!

[58Forever]

JC, I was mad when I watched the Sixth Sense because the day before I watched it someone told me that Elvis had never won a playoff game and spoiled the ending for me....bastards...

[Baby Lee]

You think that's bad. I was all set to enjoy 'The Usual Suspects' until someone let it slip that 'Keyser Sose' stands for 'Elvis has never won a playoff game.'