Mumbling D@mned Conan on Late Night...

[Bob Dole]

Not that this has a damned thing to do with football, but it <b>is</b> Friday after all...

Apparently Bob Dole drinks too much, too.

After finding the Joseph Arthur info yesterday and listening to a couple of snippets on Amazon.com, Bob Dole thought he'd listened to one of them before and liked it quite well. So Bob Dole grabs the track off Napster and listens to it, thinking the entire time that Bob Dole already had that MP3 somewhere.

Bob Dole gets home from the bar last night and just sticks the 200 disc player on random and lays back, and about 3 songs into it the damned song plays. Bob Dole jumps out of bed and runs into the room to see what the display says, and it says "Wedding Album." Well Bob Dole knows that what Bob Dole is hearing sure as heck ain't Duran Duran, and that one belonged to the recent ex and is gone anyway.

Pushed stop, opened the changer, took out the CD and it's the actual CD! Not one of Bob Dole's homemade jobs, but the actual store-bought CD released in April, 2000.

Bob Dole has absolutely no memory of buying the thing at all. None. Zero.

Either Bob Dole has far too much music in Bob Dole's collection, or Bob Dole needs to cut back on alcohol consumption. (Okay...both of those things are probably true.)