Describe your worst butt whippin

[Ralphy Boy]

I was a late bloomer and once got into a fight with a kid two years younger than me. He swung, I ducked and he missed. I was quite proud of being able to duck his punch like on the Dukes of Hazzard and I looked at my buddy smiling as if the fight was over. I guess I thought it was like a one punch knockout type deal where he had to stop if he missed, but he didn't. He pummeled me for 10 minutes before I jumped on his back and he ran into the side of my buddies garage.
That makes it sound like he blindly ran into it and knocked himself out. Not how it happened, he turned at the last second and slammed/sandwiched my body between his and the house. Hurt like hell.