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Old 01-12-2007, 07:09 PM  
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I'd like to get someone to try an experimental poop thread. Some might call it "revolutionary". I'm thinking that rather than going and doing the deed, then coming back and describing it, we need to progress and change with the times.

So what I'm asking for is a play-by-play poop thread. Take the computer in with you and post your thoughts, feelings, smells, etc as the deed is being done.

As with all revolutionary change, this may not work out. As such please be aware that I am not responsible in any way, shape, or form for any distress or costs, real or emotional, that may arise from performing this act or any acts related to it.


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1. You must post before the first kid splashes down.

2. You must post between the first and last kid.

3. You must post between the last kid and wiping.

4. You must post between wiping and flushing.

5. You must summarize the experience post-flush.
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Old 01-12-2007, 08:43 PM   #61
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I could show it to you but then I'd have to kill you.

Truth be told it's how we know who is and is not a n00b.

Just pay attention and when you see something you don't understand ask. Remember, there are no stupid questions. Just stupid n00bs who ask them.
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I've been here so much, you'd think I would have picked up on more by now.
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Old 01-12-2007, 08:44 PM   #62
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I could show it to you but then I'd have to kill you.

Truth be told it's how we know who is and is not a n00b.

Just pay attention and when you see something you don't understand ask. Remember, there are no stupid questions. Just stupid n00bs who ask them.

So before the combo was Grape and Gatoraide?
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Old 01-12-2007, 08:51 PM   #63
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Old 01-12-2007, 09:01 PM   #64
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So before the combo was Grape and Gatoraide?
If something is going to be either "grape" or "gatorade", you should mix the two. It's a false reference to a drink luv was said to be fond of during the Great Mooo Affair of '06.
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Old 01-12-2007, 09:03 PM   #65
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If something is going to be either "grape" or "gatorade", you should mix the two. It's a false reference to a drink luv was said to be fond of during the Great Mooo Affair of '06.

Well, thanks for saving me back there, I certainly do not want this thread to lose it's burst.
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Old 01-12-2007, 09:08 PM   #66
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Well, thanks for saving me back there, I certainly do not want this thread to lose it's burst.
Well played.


Now don't make me stab you in the face.
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Old 01-12-2007, 09:28 PM   #67
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Old 01-12-2007, 09:49 PM   #68
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yup it's a rumble, my next post on this thread will be post-turdulance
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Old 01-12-2007, 09:52 PM   #69
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Old 01-12-2007, 09:54 PM   #70
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I have done everything today but craped. It is getting very old very fast. I assure you upon my next thorough poop. I will dig up this thread and give everyone the play by play.
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Old 01-12-2007, 09:55 PM   #71
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yup it's a rumble, my next post on this thread will be post-turdulance
remember between wiping and flushing. Simplex is fairly firm on these rules.
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Old 01-12-2007, 10:02 PM   #72
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Old 01-12-2007, 10:05 PM   #73
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See, it doesn't matter if the two things actually tie together or not, you make it happen by using the Lexicon.

For instance, if anyone ever says "cat", it's obligatory that someone else mention "a bowl of antifreeze" within 5 posts or someone else must mention "this place has lost it's burst".

UNLESS, the cat is eating nachos, then it may stand on it's own.
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Jeezus Christ! WHO LEFT THE F**KING SCREEN DOOR OPEN AND LET ALL THE n00bs IN?!?!?
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