Own a laptop with wireless Internet?

[Simplex3]

I'd like to get someone to try an experimental poop thread. Some might call it "revolutionary". I'm thinking that rather than going and doing the deed, then coming back and describing it, we need to progress and change with the times.

So what I'm asking for is a play-by-play poop thread. Take the computer in with you and post your thoughts, feelings, smells, etc as the deed is being done.

As with all revolutionary change, this may not work out. As such please be aware that I am not responsible in any way, shape, or form for any distress or costs, real or emotional, that may arise from performing this act or any acts related to it.


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1. You must post before the first kid splashes down.

2. You must post between the first and last kid.

3. You must post between the last kid and wiping.

4. You must post between wiping and flushing.

5. You must summarize the experience post-flush.

I just unleashed a furious gascious cloud. It was very small. I didn't want to let the entire explosion loose due to the turtle factor. I intend to close the laptop and make my way towards the head. I'll likely walk slightly hunched over as the pressure has increased significantly.

I'm planted on the launching pad.

I'm still straining.

I grasped my right cheek and slightly hitched it up onto the seat to make way for the initial drop.

The initial raider fan was fairly large and firm. I felt much relief upon expulsion.

The second charge was rabbit pellets. There were 4 or 5 distinct plops in the water.

My satisfaction level after the rabbit release was ambivolence.

I'm not quite finished. Secondary and tertiary explosions remain of the rabbit terd variety. I know I have one final push to reach the final destination.

There is no odor - not that I can tell. Perhaps I'll summon other members of my family.

I've just urinated. That is unusual for me. I generally urinate during the event or even before. I think I waited on this movement too long.

My wife agrees, there is no odor this time.

Attempting final push - without success, experienced slight head rush. I'll muster up another burst of energy momentarily.

[Simplex3]

Originally Posted by Phobia

My wife agrees, there is no odor this time.

Dear God, poor Pink...

I've repositioned my cheeks on the seat. Perhaps this will help the last bit down the chute.

Still no success. I'm now chugging coffee - I know I need this last drop so I'm not sitting back here in an hour.