American Idol. Simon called a contestant a monkey - Page 2

**Baby Lee** · 01-18-2007, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by listopencil

This is actually a pretty flattering pic of the contestant. He's uglier from the front.

listopencil · 01-18-2007, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee

Here's a clip of the contestant's post show interview, directed at Simon:

Fish · 01-18-2007, 01:20 PM

If I ever met Simon in person.... I'd cut him.. deep...

listopencil · 01-18-2007, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Fish

If I ever met Simon in person.... I'd cut him.. deep...

I'd shake his hand and tell him, "Good job."

ferrarispider95 · 01-18-2007, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Fish

If I ever met Simon in person.... I'd cut him.. deep...

I never have watched the show in my life, but I caught it just as he was lamblasting someone and couldn't help to be amused.

**Baby Lee** · 01-18-2007, 01:28 PM

Couldn't place where I'd heard that annoying tenor to Darwin/Misha Chokesondik's voice.
Then it hit me, she's the female Tony Radliff.

BIG_DADDY · 01-18-2007, 01:31 PM

Boy that Simon really knows how to party.

BIG_DADDY · 01-18-2007, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

Boy that Simon really knows how to party.

I wish I had the rest of these pictures. This is the only one I saved. One thing is for sure, Simon prefers the young tenderoni's.

siberian khatru · 01-18-2007, 02:35 PM

Simon can forget about running for the Senate in Virginia.

**BigRedChief** · 01-18-2007, 02:41 PM

Clerks2:
Randal Graves: Since when did "porch monkey" suddenly become a racial slur?
Dante Hicks: When ignorant racists started saying it a hundred years ago.
Randal Graves: Oh bullshit. My grandmother used to call me a 'Porch monkey' all the time when I was a kid because I'd sit on the porch and stare at my neighbors.
Dante Hicks: Despite the fact that your grandmother might've used it as a term of endearment for you, it's still a racial slur. It'd be like your grandmother calling you a little kike.
Randal Graves: No it is not. Plus my grandmother had nothing but the upmost respect for the Jewish community. When I was a kid, she'd always tell me to treat the Jewish kids well or they'd put the sheeny curse on me.
Dante Hicks: WHAT THE ****, MAN?
Randal Graves: What?
Dante Hicks: Sheeny is a racial slur, too!
Randal Graves: No it is not.
Dante Hicks: Yes, it is!
Randal Graves: Well, she never called any Jews "sheeny," she just used to say "sheeny curse" a lot. It was cute.
Dante Hicks: It wasn't cute! It was racist!
Randal Graves: I disagree, man, she was just an oldtimer. That's the way people talked back then. Didn't mean they were racist... But my grandmother did refer to a broken bottle once as a "****** knife."
[Dante stares in horror]
Randal Graves: You know, come to think of it, my grandmother *was* kind of a racist.
Dante Hicks: YOU THINK?

[a bunch of cops and fireman run into Mooby's and see the "interspecies erotica"]
Fireman: What the ****?
[the donkey brays as the Police Officer sees Randal's "Porch Monkey 4 Life" shirt]
Officer: [shouting] PORCH MONKEY?
Randal Graves: Oh, no no, it's cool, I'm taking it back.

DT4everaChief · 01-18-2007, 03:26 PM

Funny. Don't have the video though[/QUOTE]
The guy looked strange and was very stupid or reeruned.

The guy Simon was referring to looked like Maliki from the children of the corn movie.

Coach · 01-18-2007, 03:35 PM

His friend wasn't no good either.

I was laughing hard and before he came on the stage, I was typing out:

"We want Chubby!" *clap, clap, clap clap clap*

**Baby Lee** · 01-18-2007, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Coach

His friend wasn't no good either.

I was laughing hard and before he came on the stage, I was typing out:

"We want Chubby!" *clap, clap, clap clap clap*

The love child of Bruce Valanch and Ralphie Wiggum.

Thig Lyfe · 01-18-2007, 03:48 PM

You know, we have an official thread for this.

KC Kings · 01-18-2007, 03:49 PM

It is all a scam. I know one person that tried out 2 years ago, and sort of know a guy that tried out this year. His name is Luke, and he was one of the thousands of people try out before generic judges in Memphis back in October. The generic judges pick out 40 contestants and have them come back later to audition in front of Paula, Randy and Simon. That is why the people that suck get so upset when they lose. They think that they actually have a shot and that they made it through the first round because of their singing skills.

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BigRedChief Has a particular set of skills Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: On the water Casino cash: $-651038 VARSITY	Clerks2: Randal Graves: Since when did "porch monkey" suddenly become a racial slur? Dante Hicks: When ignorant racists started saying it a hundred years ago. Randal Graves: Oh bullshit. My grandmother used to call me a 'Porch monkey' all the time when I was a kid because I'd sit on the porch and stare at my neighbors. Dante Hicks: Despite the fact that your grandmother might've used it as a term of endearment for you, it's still a racial slur. It'd be like your grandmother calling you a little kike. Randal Graves: No it is not. Plus my grandmother had nothing but the upmost respect for the Jewish community. When I was a kid, she'd always tell me to treat the Jewish kids well or they'd put the sheeny curse on me. Dante Hicks: WHAT THE **, MAN? Randal Graves: What? Dante Hicks: Sheeny is a racial slur, too! Randal Graves: No it is not. Dante Hicks: Yes, it is! Randal Graves: Well, she never called any Jews "sheeny," she just used to say "sheeny curse" a lot. It was cute. Dante Hicks: It wasn't cute! It was racist! Randal Graves: I disagree, man, she was just an oldtimer. That's the way people talked back then. Didn't mean they were racist... But my grandmother did refer to a broken bottle once as a "**** knife." [Dante stares in horror] Randal Graves: You know, come to think of it, my grandmother was kind of a racist. Dante Hicks: YOU THINK? [a bunch of cops and fireman run into Mooby's and see the "interspecies erotica"] Fireman: What the ***? [the donkey brays as the Police Officer sees Randal's "Porch Monkey 4 Life" shirt] Officer: [shouting] PORCH MONKEY? Randal Graves*: Oh, no no, it's cool, I'm taking it back. __________________ Mahomes is not a game manager. Release the Kraken.
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01-18-2007, 03:26 PM	#11
DT4everaChief Rock Chalk Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: KC Casino cash: $10004900	Funny. Don't have the video though[/QUOTE] The guy looked strange and was very stupid or reeruned. The guy Simon was referring to looked like Maliki from the children of the corn movie.
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