How Many Times Do You Wash Your Balls Per Day?

[bogie]

Obviously, it depends on how much I use them. Often I loan my balls to the local womens college here in the valley. By the time the women are finished playing with my balls they're pretty dirty and need a good cleaning. I am very generous with my balls, but only for the womens college. I was asked by the local theatre department if they could borrow my balls because they were going to perform Barnum and needed balls for juggling. However, as I know what kind of men hang out in the theatre, I declined lending them my balls.