It's Better to be Michael Corleone than Fredo (Patriots Related)

[Frazod]

Some thoughts:

1. Yes, I'm sick of the Patriots. In a perfect world, their plane would crash into Yankee Stadium during a Yanks/Red Sox game.

2. And speaking of the Yankees, is it EVER, EVER possible for a Boston sportswriter to write an article about ANY sport that doesn't include whining about the Yankees? Good Lord, GET OVER IT.

3. And yes, to the rest of the country, the Red Sox ARE THE YANKEES, and the Yankees are the Red Sox. I give you the YANKSOX, and fuck 'em all right in the ass with a big rubber dick. One big, nasty mass of arrogance and greed that steals all our best players and ruins the fucking game. It's all the same to us. When you (and by YOU and mean BOTH OF YOU, all of Yanksox Nation) fail, it's a victory for decency and goodness. The last two World Series have featured Middle America teams that no one outside of Detroit, Houston, St. Louis and the south side of Chicago give a shit about, and THAT'S GREAT. Boston, New York, Fox and ESPN are shitting themselves over the prospect of yet another WS without Yanksox, but personally I hope the next one is the Brewers versus the Rangers, or perhaps the Royals versus the Reds. Anything that fucks up the Yanksox works for me.

4. But the one thing that REALLY PISSES ME OFF is that I have to root for the goddamn Patriots, because as much as I'm sick of them, I don't quite hate them completely, at least not yet, and I do hate that lumpy-faced commercial pimp Manning. I don't think it matters that he's not a Bronco anymore - he just needs to DIE.