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Homer go crazy!!!
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You know, that's an interesting circumcision method.
There's more than one way to skin a.... |
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Special Teams ACE!!!
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Reminds me of that one joke:
A man with no arms and another man walk into a restroom simultaneously. As the man with arms finishes zipping up, the man with no arms embarrasingly asks him if he could do him the favor of unzipping him. The man does so, trying to be a nice guy. Then the man with no arms says he'll also need some help pulling his pants down. The man helps him out again, and sees the no-armed man's penis: a bizarre, wrinkly, black and gray protrusion with hair, warts, and pus-oozing sores. The man with arms is grossed out, but says nothing, again, to be polite. Finally, at last, the man with no arms asks him to put it back in his pants and zip up. Now, the man with arms thinks about it for a second, but being a believer in karma and that he'd like the same done for him, he finally complies, and puts the man's penis back where it belongs and zips up. As he goes to wash his hands, the man with no arms suddenly shifts around and puts his arms through his shirt sleeves and says, "Thanks, man." Seeing that he had been had, the man who helped him exclaims, "What the HELL is wrong with with your dick?" The other man goes, "I don't know, but I sure as hell ain't touching it" |
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An electric fence carrying enough AMPS to cause burns that bad in a split second would need it's own electrical plant to keep it up and running.
Unless the fence is guarding something along the lines of a dog house or a fire hydrant that is. I call BS. |
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No kidding. If that happened in the states dude would own a few hospitals and doctors.
I'd kinda rather have my penis. |
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You think you can get by this?
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pimping hoes + clocking a grip
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reerun ass rednecks peeing on fences and shit. Seriously, anyone that lives in the city, or the suburbs got a ****in electric fence?
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yea 2.5 hours is a little long to cook a sausage... they've obviously never had a cookout. probably vegetarians NO MSG
...extreme frostbite could also look like that... i've seen fingers and toes look that way |
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You think you can get by this?
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Dammit, I thought I had patient confidentiality!
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