Your favorite puke story

[elvomito]

in mexico, playing drinking games with several women. a friend and i finished a liter of jose. then a fifth, with lots of $.30 corona bottles. woke up in the morning and the room was a 3" deep lake of vomit. thankfully they were tile floors. the maids freaked when they saw it but a $5 dollar tip put huge smiles on their face.

17years old, snuck fifth of vodka and pineapple juice into bowling alley. got trashed. left because we were throwing balls in other people lanes accidentally. rode in the back of some chick's 2door. had to throw up and the passenger in front wouldn't let me out quick enough. i kept my mouth closed to try to prevent the barf but the pressure was so great, vomit spewed from the corners of my mouth, all over me and the car, projectile style. all i remember is going into a gas station literally covered with vomit, and trying to wipe myself off with paper towels. all i could think was, it was like trying to dry a lake up with a pack of napkins, i was soaked.

[REDHOTGTO]

superbowl party 2001, way too much scotch & water, followed by too much recreational green grass , bad recipe, i dissappered for a while and i guess i crawled out to the front porch to sit on the swing. next thing i remember 2 of the women are hovering over me & telling me to get up & they will clean me up!! i hurled straight up in the air and right back down on me it came!!! oh my god what a fuggin mess, thats my best story