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10-19-2007, 09:43 AM
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Superhero
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Top Mensa Pick Up Lines
"This is your brain. This is your brain on my naked thigh. Any questions?" "Could you help me get this tie tack out of my hand?" "Towards what end does a substantially empathetic demoiselle such as yourself inhabit a locus such as this?" "What say we skip this nerd-fest and hit an all-night symposium on Euclidean Geometry?" "Perchance, would you be inclined to participate, at my domicile, sans apparel, in a modicum of copulation?" "It doesn't take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I'd be overqualified." "You'll have to excuse me -- Your presence excites me beyond all capacity for cognitive discourse." "Vini, Vici, Va-va-va-voom!" "You must be tired, because you've been running quadratic equations through my mind all night." "That tape on your glasses really sets off your eyes." "According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be making love right now." "If I were to mention to you that you have a bellus corpus, would you hold it against me?" "I bet your brain stem reaches almost down to your gluteus maximus." "Ooohh, your IQ is 145? I like 'em dumb and strong!" "By visually measuring the wrinkles in the front of your pants, calculating your body mass based on your height and weight, and dividing that number by your waist size -- I conclude that you have absolutely nothing in your pocket and are, in fact, glad to see me." "Baby, I'll have you barking like a *canis familiaris*."
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