The most random PM I've ever received.

**The Franchise** · 10-23-2007, 03:43 PM

You should rename this thread:

How Redrum got his groove back.

Simply Red · 10-24-2007, 11:59 AM

Today, 01:24 PM
Sally Struther-McMitchellson

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Hey, Pamela Dearbie Conquistidor said her cubicle was empty when she left last night, other than the usual office paperwork. She had taken the seperation package, without doing the math after taxes, and realized that getting the paid weeks of vacation leftover from last year and this year combined before taxes were taken out, totalled over $56k. This also included her years served. After taxes, she ended up having to pay the company over $1200. I dont understand how someone can accumulate that many food receipts and IOU's from the diner downstairs. Sally said she ate biscuits and gravy down there yesterday and had to pay over eleven dollars for one biscuit and a scoop of gravy. They even made her pay for her paper plate and syrofoam cup...even the freaking water and ice. Anyways..Pamela always put all her food on IOU's and I guess the finally talley ate up all her seperation pay.

On a side note, yours was also accepted, so make sure to leave that notebook and daily planner the admin assistant bought you last week on your table. I plan on taking your chair too.

Margie says hi and good luck with your next venture. make sure to close the door when you leave tonight.

Have a happy halloween...I think you will get the office memo on what you are allowed to wear this year. No more dressing up like a beer keg.
Oh..wait..you wont be an employee. Ok..scratch that. Just remember to look both ways crossing the street when you are trick or treating.

10-23-2007, 03:43 PM	#1
The Franchise Most Valuable Villain Join Date: Dec 2006 Casino cash: $2075047	You should rename this thread: How Redrum got his groove back.
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10-24-2007, 11:59 AM	#2
Simply Red You Sweetie! Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $2021206219 VARSITY	Today, 01:24 PM Sally Struther-McMitchellson Redrum_69 Veteran Joined: Jun 2005 Hey, Pamela Dearbie Conquistidor said her cubicle was empty when she left last night, other than the usual office paperwork. She had taken the seperation package, without doing the math after taxes, and realized that getting the paid weeks of vacation leftover from last year and this year combined before taxes were taken out, totalled over $56k. This also included her years served. After taxes, she ended up having to pay the company over $1200. I dont understand how someone can accumulate that many food receipts and IOU's from the diner downstairs. Sally said she ate biscuits and gravy down there yesterday and had to pay over eleven dollars for one biscuit and a scoop of gravy. They even made her pay for her paper plate and syrofoam cup...even the freaking water and ice. Anyways..Pamela always put all her food on IOU's and I guess the finally talley ate up all her seperation pay. On a side note, yours was also accepted, so make sure to leave that notebook and daily planner the admin assistant bought you last week on your table. I plan on taking your chair too. Margie says hi and good luck with your next venture. make sure to close the door when you leave tonight. Have a happy halloween...I think you will get the office memo on what you are allowed to wear this year. No more dressing up like a beer keg. Oh..wait..you wont be an employee. Ok..scratch that. Just remember to look both ways crossing the street when you are trick or treating.
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